Disclaimer: Only for LOTR fans.
The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
Much the bachelorhood that once was...is lost.
It began with men agreeing to get engaged. There were rings that were used as a gift by the race of Men.
For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern themselves. But then the Men were deceived.
For another ring was made. In the lands of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom...a Lady forged in secret an "Engagement Ring"...to control the race of Men.
And into this Ring she poured her cruelty, her malice and her will to dominate Men all life.
One Ring to rule them all.
One by one, the Free Lands of Middle-earth fell to the power of the Ring.
But there were none who could resist it. Because the hearts of Men...are easily corrupted.
And the Ring of Power has a will of its own. And some things that should have been forgotten were made common.
And for thousands of years...the Ring passed its all knowledge to every woman.
One of such rings ensnared a new bearer, the ring came to the creature Gollum when he got engaged to a misterious lady, who took him deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains.
And there the Ring consumed him.
The Ring brought to Gollum unnatural short life.
Within 500 days it poisoned his mind. Then she married Gollum....
The world has changed. I feel it in the water. I feel it in the earth. I smell it in the air.
Much the bachelorhood that once was...is lost.
It began with men agreeing to get engaged. There were rings that were used as a gift by the race of Men.
For within these rings was bound the strength and will to govern themselves. But then the Men were deceived.
For another ring was made. In the lands of Mordor, in the fires of Mount Doom...a Lady forged in secret an "Engagement Ring"...to control the race of Men.
And into this Ring she poured her cruelty, her malice and her will to dominate Men all life.
One Ring to rule them all.
One by one, the Free Lands of Middle-earth fell to the power of the Ring.
But there were none who could resist it. Because the hearts of Men...are easily corrupted.
And the Ring of Power has a will of its own. And some things that should have been forgotten were made common.
And for thousands of years...the Ring passed its all knowledge to every woman.
One of such rings ensnared a new bearer, the ring came to the creature Gollum when he got engaged to a misterious lady, who took him deep into the tunnels of the Misty Mountains.
And there the Ring consumed him.
The Ring brought to Gollum unnatural short life.
Within 500 days it poisoned his mind. Then she married Gollum....
